Saturday, June 18, 2005

Ezekiel and the Great Monster Truck Rally!

Call this "everyday Kabbalah" if you like. But I was reading through the first chapter of Ezekiel in a commentary I have. You know, the guy everyone says saw UFO's. But it wasn't flying saucers he saw it was really a MONSTER TRUCK. It was Jehovah's big wheeled thing! You've seen those giant trucks from time to time going down a street where it takes a step ladder to get up to the driver's seat? It was more like that than an "area 51" saucer.

Here's my logic; the wheels said that God could and would go anywhere to execute his justice. The people of Israel were either in denial, saying that God wouldn't judge them or whining saying he'd never deliver them. But here's the Glory Wagon appearing to Ezekiel over the river and again on the plain saying God would drive in in full force, just like one of those MONSTER TRUCKS at the arena when it rolls over a Ford Pinto!

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